R is for ringu, that's good enough for me.
R is for ringu, that's good enough for me.
R is for ringu, that's good enough for me, OH!
Ringu ringu ringu starts with R.
(No, I didn't use copy/paste in that one. Woo-rah.)
So anyways, hi... I'm Daniel. I'm originally from Korea, where I was put to work to create more workers for the sweat-shops, which as you can imagine was obviously HORRID PAIN-STAKING LABOR! *Cough cough*
Just kidding. I'm really just a cat with hands. :3
Speaking of which... Has anyone ever seen that?
Ooh ooh, has anyone ever seen the recordings of those old Russian experiments where they kept a dog's head alive with the rest of it's body? Just a couple of major organs? o.O
Um... Side-tracked much? Anyways, I'm not sure how to describe myself, so I won't. Ha, too bad for jou'z. Not that... Anyone was looking forward to it. HA! I'm a mental case! Big surprise there.
My favorite things in the world are Silent Hill, Ewan Mcgregor, something that's attached to women, like their FACE... Good eatin's. Mmm mmm... And more than likely JESUS MONTY CHRISTO CHRIST-CHECKS! A blessing in every bowl! *Thumbs up*
Yeah... That was fun to write. I've been called a dork, pervert, weirdo, loner, hippocrite? And mac-daddy. o.o
I made that last one up...
Anyone still reading this? Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed this thump in the night, even though it's in the afternoon as I write this... Well yeah, bye.
*James makes his way further into Rosewater Park until he reaches an area
that looks out onto the water (or what used to be the water). He sees a woman
looking out at the lake and makes his way towards her.*
James: Mary?
*The woman turns around and smiles at James*
James: No... you're not.
Maria: Do I look like your girlfriend?
James: No... But you do look like a prostitute.
Maria: My name... is Maria. I don't look like a ghost. Do I? See? Feel how warm I am.
*Maria then takes James' right hand and places it on her chest. James backs away and pulls his hand away from Maria.*
James: Wow, usually I need to go on a couple dates at Taco Bell or something before I get to cop a feel.
Maria: It's ok. You remind me of someone I know too.
James: Oh, right... Sorry, I'm just confused in a confusing town filled with confusing people, that want to kill me...
*James begins to walk away from Maria in the direction he just came from.*
Maria: Where are you going?
James: I'm looking for Mary. She's my peg leg.
Maria: Didn't you say she died?!
James: Uh... No I didn't. How does a peg leg die anyways? I mean, sure if I got drunk and threw it in a bonfire while partying with Dane Cook or something. I thought this might of been our "special place".
Maria: And that's here? Anyway, I haven't seen her. Is this your only "special place"?
*What looks to be an old black and white movie clip of Mary is shown. This
seems to be one of James' memories. While the clip plays James says what sounds like "Oh shizzle!" and it stops.*
James: Well, there's the hotel, too, I guess. The one on the lake... Yeah, the hotel that viewed a lake.
Maria: The Lakeview Hotel? Yeah, it's still there too. It has these guys in hammicks that try to eat your face. How do I know that again? So... The hotel was your "special place", huh? I'll bet it was!
*James begins to walk away and Maria reaches out to grab his arm.*
Maria: Don't get so mad. I was just joking. Anyway, it's not that way. It's this way.
*Maria points in the opposite direction that James just came from. James
begins to walk away from Maria in the direction she just pointed while he says "Oh... Right.". Maria
follows him and James looks back.*
James: Look lady, I don't have any money...
Maria: Wait. You were gonna just leave me here?
James: No but...
Maria: With all these monsters around?
James: No, I just...
Maria: I'm all alone here. Everyone else is gone... I look like Mary, don't I? You loved her, right? Or maybe you hated her...
James: I put half of my weight on that thing!
*James begins to walk away and Maria follows him.*
Thank GOD!!!! I hate DeviantArt. It's too slow, and the people are stuck up. ANd I hate the way you have to click on a comment to see it, and that takes 10 freaking minutes!!! DA can go to hell!!!
wow, that was a big rant.....I've been watching WAY too much Family Guy....
Yes, if you delete an update, It's still on the internet, but it doesn't appear in your updates anymore. If you want to get it out of your updates, you have to empty your dustbin.
Nope! Not at all. Although... Some gay guys can be such unruly characters. But in any case, I'm not. Sometimes I fantasize about what'd it'd be like being gay too, though I don't think there's anyone even remotely like the person I thought of that'd be attracted to me. >.>
Mein God! That's horrible! You must have a lot of patience. o.o
And I know what you mean, or at least I think I do. When your gay you can say spiffy stuff like "I'm gay to be gay!" but lesbian just kind of goes umph, doesn't sound right. Such a strange word. Though sometimes funny to say at random.
Yeah, I know. I know. Isn't it weird that "gay" is used to identify all homosexuals, but there's a special word for women? Well, I know there are several words, I'm just talking about the ones that aren't rude.
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